October 13, 2014
Feast of Our Lady of Fátima

BIRTHDAYS
Art Tatum 1909
Burr Tillstrom 1917
Paul Simon 1941

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*09/20/14 Disney Frozen Magical Moments: Plus 9 supersize posters!
*09/20/14 Mother Earth News Guide to Fresh Food All Year: Mm. Fresh!
09/20/14 Jewish Review of Books: Quarterly.
09/20/14 WristWatch Magazine: The past, present and future of fine timepieces.
*09/19/14 Washingtonian Welcome Guide: Museums, restaurants, nightlife, monuments, shopping, etc.
09/19/14 Woodworking Plans & Projects: The UK’s essential workshop project & technical manual.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The fruit of the sandbox tree explodes so violently when ripe that is can hurtle its seeds up to 300 feet away!
— October Mental Floss

An ear of corn always has an even number of rows.
— November National Geographic KiDS

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Your incredible source for unbelievable headlines!

THIS YEARS’S BIG HALOWEEN COSUTUME: “MANUAL TYPEWRITER”

BIGFOOT CAN’T DANCE!

THAT SOBBING IN YOUR STAIRWELL EVERY NIGHT IS NO GHOST
– JUST A REALLY SAD VAMPIRE

LAKE FREEZES OVER – IN JULY!

MAN GIVES TRICK-OR-TREATERS HUMAN TEETH PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE CANDY CORN

  
Weekly Words of Wisdom

Every day is like a gift, except there’s no receipt so even if it’s a real stinker you can’t exchange it for a new one.

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Nick O’Thyme